Series written by

bluesuedewho

Author Title Total Words Published
Author Title Total Words Published
Four caption-style shorts set in a universe where straight guys can catch a disease (the himbovirus) that leaves them dumb, horny, and desperate to please gay men.
1,095
10/18/23
Customers keep buying Orc Toy without realizing the transformative product will turn them into subby bottoms desperate for orc dick. Overworked customer service orc, or representative #985, logs his weekly reports of making sure every last needy human customer is totally satisfied with their purchase.
1,245
5/7/22
Nico, caretaker of a church built to celebrate the erotic arts, has a strange encounter on All Hallows’ Eve.
2,941
10/29/22
Jason has always been a bit of a himbo, if he’s being completely honest with himself, but he’s also always loved mythology and stories about ancient magic – which is how he finds himself casting a Roman spell that invokes supernaturally potent phalluses to ward off bad luck. Surely the spell is metaphorical, though, right?
4,032
11/12/22
Summary: A curious straight guy wonders what's so great about this new ass-enhancing party drug and winds up finding out first hand.
4,043
9/28/21
Cornfed hunk Gavin was looking forward to popping an edible and spending the day gardening. It must have been stronger than expected though, because now he’s hallucinating being shrunk down to microscopic size and captured by the haughty fae spirits that apparently inhabit his flower beds.
6,270
8/17/22
Mike thinks his neighbor Kevin is a total douche – until Kevin gets his hands on reality-altering magic and makes Mike his slut at the neighborhood cook-off.
11,343
2/12/22
Supervillain DR. DARKNESS has only one real obstacle – the heroic CAPTAIN COURAGE! Using a technomagical reality altering device of his own making, Dr. Darkness plans to solve the problem of his pesky do-gooder nemesis! Unfortunately for him, the reality change goes HORRIBLY RIGHT and Dr. Darkness finds himself with uncomfortably erotic new problems on his hands.
11,533
1/8/23
Oliver, a big-name lawyer with two sons and the perfect suburban life, comes down with a case of the himbovirus. Luckily, his firm offers great medical care... in the form of a big-dicked, 18-year-old ‘specialist’ with a knack for putting newly-minted himbos like Oliver under his control.
16,092
3/31/24
20,812
10/21/23