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Wankfest 26 is a unique annual event sponsored by Goonarama Inc to celebrate the joys and variety of male masturbation in a safe, inclusive space where men can indulge and develop their perversions. WARNING tissues are not provided and if you stay too long you may become a dumb horny masturbator
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2/16/26
The Admiralty ask the Metroplitan Police Pornographic and Salacious Materials Unit (Porn Squad) to look into a cold case: the disappearnce of a book dealer six years previously
6,748
9/8/25
Andy has been arrested by the park keepers necause of the lewd behaviour he causes to respectable men. He's allowed a phone call before the interrogation begins
2,430
8/26/25
Gerry and Roy are identical twins and work as park keepers. Andy is a 24 year old Chicken who has been hanging round the toilet in the park. Andy reckons he's Not Available For Fucking, so how ate the twins going to get their Trade?
2,704
8/21/25
Industrial espionage may seem like a clever economical way of achieving an advantage in business, but heaven help those who get caught in the act!
6,910
7/19/25
After I brushed my teeth I looked in the mirror but the man looking back wasn't me
1,776
10/10/24
The fourth rule of Accountancy Club is: What happens in Avvountamcy Club STAYS in Accountancy Club
6,681
9/1/24
The first rule of Accountancy club: You DO NOT talk about Accountancy Club. The second rule: You DO NOT talk about Accountancy Club. The third rule: You MUST NOT mix your drinks
6,174
9/1/24
Finn's daddy, Mr Maxwell, invites a friend, Mr Herring, and his lad, Kevin, for dinner. Somehow the lads' remote control units get swapped and they end up servicing the wrong daddy. But no one is complaining!
3,392
7/28/24
Foxy is seduced by Captain Mountstuart. For every sexual treat offered by the Captain, Foxy must agree to concede a bit more of his freedom and self-control
6,193
7/15/24